Rick Sanchez

Hi, I’m Rick Sanchez, the title character of Rick and Morty, *Burp!*, I am Morty and Summer's grandfather and Beth's father, the father-in-law of the idiot named Jerry, and a crazy scientist, I am played by the show's creator Justin Roiland. *Burp!*

Why I Riggety-Rock!

 * 1) Everything that comes out of my mouth is hilarious and makes people laugh. *Burp!*
 * 2) Morty's family think I’m crazy, but they’re wrong, I’m actually a genius! *Burp!*
 * 3) Sure, my grandson Morty can be a little shit, but I care a lot for Morty and perform several experiments on him. *Burp!*
 * 4) * Hell, I even care about my friends like; Mr. PoopyButthole, Squanchy, and Birdperson.
 * 5) I have several memorable quotes such as "Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub", "There is no God", and several others. *Burp!*
 * 6) * *Burp!* Did I also mention that my new catchphrase is; I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!
 * 7) I serve as a perfect inspiration to Doc Brown from Back to the Future! *Burp!*
 * 8) I have spawned several internet memes by my fans.
 * 9) I'M PICKLE RICK MOTHERFUCKER!!! Funniest shit I've ever done.
 * 10) *Burp!*

My Bad Qualities *Burp!*

 * 1) I can act like a huge jackass and be hypocritical at times. *Burp!*
 * 2) * I can be very lazy at times, *Burp!* I have energy to build a robot to serve me butter, but I can't at least reach the butter from the table.
 * 3) My belching can get on people's nerves once in a while. *Burp!*
 * 4) I’m not smart all the time. *Burp!*